careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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