kristin has been a bad kristin
you mean i was at the winter classic?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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