Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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