idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
