Tell her she can't have a vagina
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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