I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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