Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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