the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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