Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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