I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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