Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
