What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
People in love make me want to vomit
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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