He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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