How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
