Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
