My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Text me some of your sweat
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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