we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I am mentally ready for anal.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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