Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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