I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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