Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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