Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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