Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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