Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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