thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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