no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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