I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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