People in love make me want to vomit
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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