dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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