there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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