I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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