What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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