Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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