I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
