normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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