So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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