The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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