There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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