I am spending my child support on dildos
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
