There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I would fuck him just for his dog
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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