he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
