what if I'm pregnant?
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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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