..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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