ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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