FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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