...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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