Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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