awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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