yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Drunk is not a location!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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