I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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