Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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