question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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