belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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